The Greatest Police Technique That Exists
Police are taught a good bit of techniques. They are taught how to handle a gun and drive a car. They are taught how to write a ticket and follow up with paperwork.
But, this is the best:
“Stop! Come back here!”
That is the greatest thing they ever taught police officers in the academy. I’d actually be interested in finding out the success rate of that one. I bet it’s really high.